Now extended into 2026!

Book now for February 11th to 28th:

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At a friend’s beach house just outside Los Angeles, Simon finally finds peace: he is in love, free, released from the need to perform. But when an invitation arrives from the man who first ignited his teenage desire, that fragile calm is thrown into chaos.

What follows is a desperate, hilarious attempt at surrender, during a night of overwhelming stimulation - the raw material for this extraordinary new show.

  • 'He's never been more entertaining, never woven wisdom and wit together more slickly'

    ★★★★ Times

  • 'Amstell is on top form here... nothing is off-limits'

    ★★★★ Evening Standard

  • 'The best show of his career'

    British Comedy Guide

  • 'One of comedy’s most compelling personae… Wonderfully funny and obsessively self-reflexive'

    The Guardian

Show Dates

  • Wednesday 11 Feb

    Arches
    London Bridge
    7:30pm

  • Thursday 12 Feb

    Arches
    London Bridge
    7:30pm

  • Friday 13 Feb

    Arches
    London Bridge
    7:30pm

  • Saturday 14 Feb

    Arches
    London Bridge
    7:30pm

  • Wednesday 18 Feb

    Arches
    London Bridge
    7:30pm

  • Thursday 19 Feb

    Arches
    London Bridge
    7:30pm

  • Friday 20 Feb

    Arches
    London Bridge
    7:30pm

  • Saturday 21 Feb

    Arches
    London Bridge
    7:30pm

  • Wednesday 25 Feb

    Arches
    London Bridge
    7:30pm

  • Thursday 26 Feb

    Arches
    London Bridge
    7:30pm

  • Friday 27 Feb

    Arches
    London Bridge
    7:30pm

  • Saturday 28 Feb

    Arches
    London Bridge
    7:30pm

Venue

Arches, London Bridge
8 Bermondsey Street
London, SE1 2ER

Arches is a 2 minute walk from London Bridge tube and train station.